You may notice I have not been around lately. I miss you, too. At one point, we were together three, maybe four times in a day. Lately I’ve been seeing someone else. It’s not you, it’s me. I needed to explore other things and get out of my comfort zone. I really think this is the best thing for the both of us. Maybe one day I can stop by and say “hi.” Until then, I will be happily enjoying my time with Work. See, Work lets me “be me.” It doesn’t want to do the same thing every night, and, that’s cool for you, Netflix, but not for me right now. I need to “do,” and Work understands that. I hope you will, too, someday. We can still be friends, okay?
PS – just let me know if you ever plan to take down House of Cards, just so I know, ya know?